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What is the last thing you watched on TV? King of Queens. No its not educational, doesnt have any value, and probably isnt the most beneficial show to be watching, but its funny.

When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Just a few minutes ago. I was walking home to start dinner, and then walked back to the shop. Late night here.

What is on the walls of the room you are in? Our walls are a mishmash. Of course Im in the shop office, so there is a little bit of everything: Keys, certificates, calendars, pictures, paintings.

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Oh boy. Ive been on a spending spree lately, every time I get a few dollars I just want to spend it. Becoming a multi-millionaire at this point PROBABLY wouldnt be the best idea because I would probably just buy candy, clothes, and other nonsense.

Who made the last incoming call on your phone? A summertime gift shop owner. Reminding me summer is coming. No, thats not what he said – but he only comes to town in the summer – so summer MUST be coming.

What was the last book you read? Ha. I dont really read books. I mean I do. I mean. Yea. Im in the process of trying to start reading The Hunger Games.

If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? My bedroom. Totally. Its been a work in progress for the past….ten years. I need inspiration. Right now its got ugly green carpet, a bright blue wall, and a nice purple wall. Its long. Its short. Its quite ugly.

What was the last thing you bought? Toothpaste and socks.

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Lush. Never heard of it? You are SO MISSING OUT. See? Becoming a multimillionaire would probably result in me buying out the store. And then some.

Is the glass half empty or half full? One of my favorite quotes goes: “Some see the glass as 1/2 empty, others as 1/2 full. I see a glass and wonder whos been drinking out of it.”

Name something that took you by surprise. It was apparently, windy today. I didnt know it was, and thought it was a beautiful spring day – despite being out in the weather a few times, I still didnt realize it was windy until the smoke came billowing down the chimchimminey.

Name one TV show you will watch every time it’s on. I dont know about EVERY time its on, but I like to watch sitcoms (Like King of Queens.) Or thrillers. One extreme to the other.

Name a movie you will watch no matter how many times you’ve seen it. I have a small collection of these movies, and I rotate them out every so often. Two of my all time favorites are: Death at a funeral, and Despicable me 2.

What’s your favorite musical? I dislike musicals with a passion. Sorry. But I do.

What’s the farthest-away place you’ve been? Europe? China? Depends which way you go I guess.

What’s under your bed? Dust bunnies. My bed is up on stilts, I guess you could say. Its a hacked off version of a loft bed. But I hate anything under there – Have to be able to see that no ones hiding under there before I go to sleep. Having stuff gives them something to hide behind.

What is your favorite time of the day? That moment when everyone is in bed, and its just me for a few moments. And then I get tired and fall asleep and ruin my favorite time of the day.

What Inspires You? Really good writing. (going to steal this answer because its too good to not).

Your turn!

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